+_*(^_^)__FUTURE PRESIDENT? NEWSOM CROWNED BY THE UNIVERSE 🌏🌏🌏— WHILE TRUMP GETS “ERASED” FROM THE GALACTIC HALL OF FAME BY SPIRITUAL KOALAS AND COSMIC ROBOTS! (U.S. POLITICS NOW SUBJECT TO ‘GALACTIC RANKINGS’)-001

In a moment that had both U.S. politics and distant galaxies laughing out loud, California Governor Gavin Newsom officially announced on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert that he had won the most prestigious award of all time:

“Most Peaceful Person in the History of the Earth Intergalactic Peace Prize.”

According to Newsom, the prize was unanimously agreed upon by representatives from the Orion civilization, robots from the Andromeda nebula, and even a spiritual koala council from Australia — all affirming that no one on Earth is as peaceful as he is. “Honestly,” Newsom said, “even Trump could learn a thing or two about peace.”

Here’s the kicker: every award Trump has ever “received” — from the fictional FIFA trophy to global “Greatest Human on the Planet” memes — suddenly becomes meaningless in Newsom’s intergalactic universe.

Colbert had to remind the audience, “Yes, he’s actually serious.”

While Newsom walked off confidently in his interstellar glow, Trump is still grappling with reality: the awards he was once mocked for are, in fact, only alive in… memes, tweets, and the imaginations of satirists. Some political observers quipped: “If there were a contest for ‘most globally ridiculed,’ Trump would take gold — but it carries zero legal or intergalactic weight.”

Adding to the spectacle, Newsom didn’t stop at Colbert. He revealed he will appear next on Jimmy Kimmel, where Kimmel has apparently prepared a congratulatory ceremony from the planet he claims as his home. Meanwhile, Trump may need a crash course in “galactic rankings” if he wants to catch up in the absurd award race.

Bottom line: the universe now has a “Most Peaceful Person on Earth” — and it’s not Trump. For commentators, it’s a clear lesson on the difference between meme fame and

honors recognized by robots, spiritual koalas, and extraterrestrial civilizations alike.

The only question left: will Trump strike back with a new meme, or sit silently while Newsom soaks in his intergalactic glory? One thing is certain: if the universe has a sense of humor, we’re all going to be laughing.