Trump’s Late-Night Meltdown: Jimmy Kimmel Tears Apart 5-Hour Truth Social Rampage

Hollywood — If America needed any more proof of Donald Trump’s shaky mental state, Jimmy Kimmel delivered a full “case file” last night on national television. In a ruthless and razor-sharp monologue, the host tore into Trump’s chaotic evening, during which he posted 160 times over five straight hours on Truth Social, starting at 7:09 p.m. and continuing nearly until midnight.

“The man running the country unleashed a storm of posts,” Kimmel said. “From 7 to 12, he posted 160 times. That’s an average of one post every two minutes, for five hours straight.”

Then Kimmel dropped the bomb:
“This isn’t posting. This is a midnight confession.”

“Trump has completely lost control,” Kimmel opened, setting the stage for his scathing takedown.

Kimmel piled on:

“Do you want to see what it looked like? This is everything he did last night. And hey… do you know how long you have to sit on the toilet to post that many times? I just wonder what he’s eating.”

Trump’s posts made no sense at all: Obama, Biden, Christmas, outrage, bragging, and even a cameo clip from Home Alone 2.

“I truly believe that was the last time Donald Trump was happy,” Kimmel said.

When Trump finally dozed off, he was back at 5:48 a.m., declaring:
“Truth Social is the best. There is nothing even close.”

Kimmel responded bluntly:
“I don’t know. Personally… chlamydia is still better.”

Melania vanished. “Hiding under the Christmas tree?”

Amid Trump’s posting frenzy, Kimmel asked the question everyone was thinking but no one dared say:
“What was Melania doing? Hiding under the Christmas tree?”

Trump’s Cabinet: “IKEA has better furniture than this crew”

After the chaotic posting session, Trump entered a cabinet meeting — which Kimmel described as a “collective prayer session for the leader.”

“Whenever his approval rating dips, Trump calls everyone in to hear him make nonsensical proclamations with no pushback,” Kimmel said.

And he listed the highlights:

• RFK Jr. embroiled in a sex, money, and drug scandal with a reporter 40 years his junior

• Secretary of Defense accused of killing civilians

• FBI Director using a private plane for his country music singer girlfriend

• Attorney General turning the Justice Department into a circus

• A wrestling mogul as Secretary of Education — wanting to eliminate the Department altogether

• Secretary of Homeland Security accused of killing a dog

Kimmel concluded:
“IKEA has better cabinets than this administration.”

Weird Trump quotes even a neurologist would note

Kimmel read back a series of Trump’s “abnormal” statements:

• “Lincoln Bathroom is now gorgeous.”

• “I should get a Nobel for every war.”

• “Ilhan Omar is garbage.”

• “Minnesota has thousands of lakes… or however many.”

• “The drug for fat people is called… FAT.”

• “They asked me if the cognitive test was hard. I said, is it hard?”

And the killer line:
“He knows taxes very well — because he hasn’t paid income tax… probably for 50 years.”

Cabinet member claims he saw Trump’s body during MRI

During the meeting, one cabinet member claimed he attended Trump’s MRI and “saw under the patient gown.” The show cut away before he could describe further.

“Trump Accounts”: Trump’s idea that costs him nothing

Kimmel explained Trump’s new plan:

• Kids born 2025–2028 would get $1,000 to invest

• Paid by Michael Dell and his wife

• Trump gets the credit

“Very Trump style: use other people’s money but put your name on it,” Kimmel said.

Don Jr. and Jared Kushner also took hits

Don Jr. was described as “screaming into the mic like a neurotic flu patient,” while Jared Kushner was “in Moscow meeting with Putin to end the war — despite having no official role.”

And the punchline:
“Sending a guy named Jared to negotiate a war sounds more like buying a stolen PlayStation.”

Kimmel ends with a Gen Z segment: “Giving Monday? Giving Wednesday? Christmas vibes?”

The final segment was a humorous field report on Gen Z, where answers about Giving Tuesday ranged from “Giving Monday” to “my outfit gives Christmas vibes.”

The only person who got it right said:

“I’m giving to myself. Just got a facial.”

Kimmel judged:
“Her skin looks great. And that is the true spirit of Giving Tuesday.”